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minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoIf you disregard ability to win, any one of us is technically ready to attack Europe.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoWhen they are under the Phutatorius Law, I will demand tributes of charcuterie, stinky cheese and Belgian monk beer. Also some good doctors and personal trainers to keep me from becoming too much of a lard-ass while enjoying the spoils.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 day agoWatch out Europe, I’m coming, and I demand tribute in quality cheeses!
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoHey, I’d like to join your army.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-213 hours agoExcellent, I’m basically a taller Napoleon now. I just need a million more or so. (Yes, I know he was average for the time)
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 hours agoGotta think though: more troops means less fine cheese per head. I suggest keeping it to a small but ruthless cheese extraction squad.
minus-squaremerdaverse@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoI have an army of 1 with a water pistol ready to annex Switzerland
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoYou’d have a better chance than most armies, because they might actually let you in like that.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoNah, too late, they blew the bridges and tunnels in before he finished saying “Switzerland”.
If you disregard ability to win, any one of us is technically ready to attack Europe.
When they are under the Phutatorius Law, I will demand tributes of charcuterie, stinky cheese and Belgian monk beer. Also some good doctors and personal trainers to keep me from becoming too much of a lard-ass while enjoying the spoils.
Watch out Europe, I’m coming, and I demand tribute in quality cheeses!
Hey, I’d like to join your army.
Excellent, I’m basically a taller Napoleon now. I just need a million more or so.
(Yes, I know he was average for the time)
Gotta think though: more troops means less fine cheese per head. I suggest keeping it to a small but ruthless cheese extraction squad.
Welcome, we’ll gladly share!
I have an army of 1 with a water pistol ready to annex Switzerland
You’d have a better chance than most armies, because they might actually let you in like that.
Nah, too late, they blew the bridges and tunnels in before he finished saying “Switzerland”.