lol … when I die, I would really love to have my body buried in a lead sealed container at the bottom of a shallow ocean … bury me enough to not let things eat me but enough to preserve my bones for a few million years … then place a bunch of random objects around me … like an iron bar shaped in a simple random design (like the infinity symbol) … a small solid gold sphere in my eye socket … a small diamond up my nostril… and something radioactive inside my chest … and fill my skull with copper, aluminum and other metals.

Then just leave it all and let some archaeologist in a few milllion years to be absolutely confused as to who or what the hell I was doing and why I did it

Remember to read through all of the instructions BEFORE starting.

Step 2: Draw the rest of the fossil

Step 2: stay dead

Username checks out, Sir/Madam fossilesque!

Instructions were unclear… now some guy from Spain (or maybe Egypt?) with a Scottish accent is hanging around telling me there can be only one.

a fossil meme from @[email protected] , how appropriate