A Pennsylvania man drove his car into a metal gate at the FBI building in Pittsburgh early on Wednesday, a ramming that federal law enforcement officials described as intentional, saying the man was being sought as a suspect.
Donald Henson, of Penn Hills, Pennsylvania, allegedly drove at a high rate of speed toward the main entrance gate at about 2:40 a.m., FBI Special Agent in Charge Christopher Giordano said during a press briefing.
“He’s a pedophile!”
“Pssst, no, the other one.”
“Oh, right. He’s a TERRORIST! That’s what I meant. I mean, he might be a pedophile, too, we haven’t ‘inspected’ his computer yet. But, he’s definitely a terrorist. I mean, the gate guard was terrorized, that’s for sure. He was really shook up.”
They’ve been using narcoterrorist, how long before the brain trust comes up with pedoterrorist.