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arrow-up1475arrow-down1imageAnon dates a 19 y/osh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square180fedilink
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·1 day agoThat’s not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy
minus-squarema1w4re@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day agoThis reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoWhen you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoBut honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoGotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.
That’s not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy
This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.
When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else
But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!
Gotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.
Condolences indeed, he’s still alive.
Sigh, ain’t that the truth.