[three characters looking awfully bland] The protagonists:

  • Annoying goody two shoes leader who’s a paragon of virtue
  • Nerdy scientist with no backstory who keeps doing poor puns
  • Super bland dude who’s an obvious self insert for the writer
  • People die because they’re “good” and refuse to break the rules
  • They win battles through plot armor and the power of friendship

[a cool looking grizzled character smokes a cigar in a spaceship interior, a foot up on the controls, while a spaceship blasts a mega laser outside in space] The super evil antagonist:

  • Played by the most charismatic actor available on the market
  • Keeps doing the coolest looking things (but you must hate it)
  • Has the coolest secret lair and his henchmen love him
  • Is named Adolf McMurder and genocides with a smile
  • Says an awesome one liner before murdering an orphan

[a nerdy dude in flannel points at a storyboard of the two previous images] The naive screenwriter:

  • At least this time he’s not writing women, phew
  • Has too much trust in his audience’s media literacy - About to give the super evil antagonist yet another zingy one liner
  • Surely if we show him killing an orphan the audience will hate him
  • Right, guys?… Right??…

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  • 90s_hacker@reddthat.com
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    5 days ago

    I’m reading The Farseer Trilogy right now and this fits the mc painfully well. It’s really heartbreaking seeing him do what he believes is right despite everything else going on in his life

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        4 days ago

        the pain of the Farseeir trilogy, or the pain of the stuff with Bee? idk what u mean

        i just read the first trilogy a month or so ago tho and it’s peak, it’s incredible how much she gets you to care about the characters

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          very much agree

          but she has two broad groups of main characters

          suffers but takes action

          suffers and spends his time wallowing in self loathing

          first 6 books are great

          broader world building is great but some of the other MCs are the second case

          last 3 books are a combo of the second case and hitting all the nostalgia points and its sad

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      Ah Fitz, you’re the best of us.

      You’ve got a fantastic journey ahead of you by the way, there’s like 3 more trilogies directly following on from that one, and together they make up my favourite books of all time <3