• hansolo@lemmy.today
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    4 hours ago

    The goo is trees that were buried before bacteria and fungi learned to eat hydrocarbons. 0% dinosaurs.

    Well, I mean, I can probably only guarantee no more than 3% dinosaur.

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      7 hours ago

      Whoa whoa, if my car is getting a larger percentage of incidental dinosaur from its refined petroleum products than the percentage of incidental spider legs and rat shit I myself am getting from my processed food products, I am going to be totally jealous.

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        I know! And you should be. Industrial standards in the Carboniferous Period were seriously lax. All the upper management and lawyers were trilobites!