You say this is “unscientific garbage” when your only alternative explanation is "everything just happened randomly and here we are

What an absolutely absurd misstatement about what evolution is. If you actually believe this, then you’re doing yourself a massive disservice, and you really need to learn what evolution actually is before attempting to defend something that claims to be an alternative (it’s not). It’s almost insultingly incorrect.

Intelligent Design, literally does not fit the criteria to be considered a scientific theory. That’s not even a biased take, it’s just fact.