“There’s no evidence for evolution”

So where’d we come from?

“God made us!”

And how’d he do that?

“He picked up a handful of dust and breathed life into it”

And what proof do you have of this?

“The bible says so”

Is that all?

“It’s all you need!”

And that makes sense to you?

“Of course! Where else would we have come from? Monkeys? lol, that’s insane! ”