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Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

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If during the last supper they served Chinese food, what would the fortune cookies have said?

Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    You are bound for a long life, greatness, admiration, and loyal associates.

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    “Fortune cookies will be invented in the United States 1900 and so years from now in order to sell more Chinese food”

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    Deception is just around the corner. Choose those around you wisely.

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    Hang in there.

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    “None of this matters.”

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    “that wasn’t wine”

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    Something random

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    Y’all a bunch of fake ass bullshit.

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    “Which one of you losers is paying this bill”?

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    5sf’s Fortune Cookies comes to mind

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