Whenever the cats that have been in my life are doing dangerous stuff like that I hiss at them and chase them off. It’s very effective at getting them to stop trying to kill themselves and it doesn’t seem to upset them longterm

Why do you keep throwing away the mice I bring you? I work really hard for those, and we both know they’d overrun the place if I ignored them.

You’re being a bit rude.

“This dude is stupid, doesn’t understand what I’m doing.”

The vibe I get is “watch out you fucking idiot, I’m trying to be in danger”

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