• rtxn@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    If we ever found intelligent aliens, some of us would absolutely try to convert them to christianity, and there are already plans to exploit planetoids for their resources. We are the alien invaders, sans space travel.

  • SmokeyDope@lemmy.world
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    “W-well then we will corrupt your politics to sow discord and make you destroy yourselves!”

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    “Pollute your global water supply?”

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    “Change your climate so the water levels rise and endanger countless lives?”

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    “Holy shit.”

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    Almost every star has a planetary system or at least asteroid rings. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone. If any civilization has mastered FTL travel, there is literally unlimited free real estate everywhere and thus no need for wars. Simply hop to another star system.

  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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    For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. - Spike Milligan.