• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Those fuckers have like nine different types of eyes. Even that tail is one big photoreceptor! Primitive, my ass - you try surviving crawling around in the mud for 400 million fucking years.

    • 7toed@midwest.social
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      4 days ago

      We call their evolution lazy just cause we’re jealous they finished their homework when it was assigned, and we waited until the day it was due. I was evolved to be a primate but now I have back issues because we’re bipedal. Smfh

      • lemonaz@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        We’re taking the scenic route, but eventually we will all be crab. So it is written.