you know what they say about guys with big ID books

  • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Girl, will you be my junebug? There is no metaphor; I think junebugs are the best in the world and you are the bestest junebug.

    I won’t stop dating and, heck, I might be true happy if someone feels the same w/me, but dayum if I dont wish someone who woud interlock fingers with me after saying above sentence

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      2 days ago

      But if that isn’t a metaphor, then you’re literally asking her to be your insect. I mean, I don’t judge fetishes, but borderline feels rude.