• milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Cabbages are actually tree trunks

    Raspberries are actually tubers

    Wheat is actually a berry

    And oranges are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings

    Also acorns are the progenitors of oranges.

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      1 day ago

      Potatoes

      are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings

      too.