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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    “Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart.”

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      This man wives.

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    How is this even hard?

    “Nearly as hot as you” should be practically a reflex response.

    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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      The reason it’s a hard question is regardless of how you answer, your always in the wrong. “Almost as hot as you” “So you think she’s hot?”

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        your always in the wrong

        So you think she’s hot?”

        Is a thing my wife will say to me, before she gives me a kiss and a sexy grin.

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    “Yes, but you give better blowjobs.”

  • azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works
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    “It was a man actually”

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Statuesque blonde, shapely ass, pronounced chest, toned calves, killer smile. What’s not to love?

  • Ian@Cambio@lemm.ee
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    It’s a trap!

  • TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world
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    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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      ANSWER THE QUESTION

  • jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com
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    I thought she was looking a bit chubby recently to be honest

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes you are!

  • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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    “Yes, I already said she looked like you. But notice who I came home to.”

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