• SparroHawc@lemm.ee
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    23 hours ago

    Have you fought a goose before? Clearly not considering how you’re mouthing off.

    People know to steer clear of Canadian geese for good reason. They’re known to break people’s bones with their wings when they decide you need to be punished. The weight/strength ratio is vastly different for birds than it is for mammals. Birds have to fly, so they’re built ridiculously light for how strong they are - and they have to be strong to be able to fly.

    A swan is much bigger and - critically - much meaner than a goose.

    • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      You think that cuck fought people and dogs? Really?

      According to wiki an adult male canadian goose weights between 3.2-6.5kgs and as all flying birds, it has hollowed bones! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose) And you are telling me that broke an arm? A leg? Lets just pretend to be serious here!

      And yes, birds have so powerful pectoral muscles that they even have a specific bone to anchor them (sternum?), alas your arm weights more than the the entire bird! Your leg distinctly weighs more than it!