This format got too little attention. So much unrealized potential here.
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You mean my husband is still watching me from just out of view? Thank you, it’s been so difficult to climax since he passed.
Yeah he and both your ancestors, hope i helped!
Similar to: “Tradition” is peer pressure from dead people. 😄
My cavemen ancestors would be jazzed at all the good porn out there.
Legitimately 1000x better than cave paintings or statues of uber-thicc cavewomen with massive knockers. Takes the whole imagination out of it, but no one really seems to care that rubbing one out is less challenging this way lol
“Back in my day we used to use pork lard and goat intestines for that!”
In 2025 we use a Bad Dragon sleeve and Organic All Vegetable Shortening.
Listen man, if grandma is still watching me do it, she must be into it /s
Funny you should mention that.
I laughed so hard, I choked.
The bands on my bedroom walls certainly got an eyeful.
What does the ancestor beast look like???
Like a gigantic three-toed Chocobo bird, I guess.
Ah yes, the ghost of “that” uncle.
