• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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    8 days ago

    If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

    Into which universe does your dick colapse?

    • blandfordforever@lemm.ee
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      7 days ago

      It’s just about to pass the event horizon of your black hole. I hope you don’t blast me with some Hawking radiation.