“are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”
“shit I don’t remember this part in training”
What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form
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Al Capone was got because of tax fraud.
So yeah, it works.
It is just so they can slap another charge on you if you are one.
immigrant here, had to sign many a form saying I wasn’t a terrorist or a communist. Freest country in the world.
Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.
Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.
Come for the enhanced interrogation methods, stay for the cock meat sandwich - Gbay
Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time
If you pizza when you should’ve french fried you’re gonna have a bad time
Fucking my sarcastic ass is glad I’ve never come across this. My wife doubly so.
What happens if one doas say yes?
Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:
A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press “yes”.
An honest terrorist. There is a lot of terrotists out there, there is a chance that at least one of them doesnt lie.
Terrorists these days. When I was a kid terrorists took some pride in what they do!
Except that they take shit very seriously at airports. Try jokingly saying that you’ve got a bomb while they’re checking your luggage, they’ll take you away for a few hours.
Also “are you due for a colonoscopy and not have medical coverage”, because click that button and you might get one for free!
could just enjoy the experience 🤷♂️
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I asked my girlfriend who works in aviation security auditing I asked her what would happen and she said “you wouldn’t be allowed in” as it’s part of a visa questionnaire.
My guess is that the button doesn’t do anything by itself, but is used to see if it triggers any abnormal behavior
I think it’s probably meant to tack on a “lied at customs” charge if the person goes on to commit terrorism.
Then they need a third option, “not yet”
See what happens if you press “Yes”
*knock knock knock* FBI! OPEN UP!
Are you a god?
Only if someone asks me if I am one.
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The TSA gets upset my mom’s last name doesn’t have a hyphen. Imagine what happens when you admit to being a terrorist
