You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.
I’m guessing Factorio.
It doesn’t mention losing all sense of time and accidentally playing for 16 hours straight though
I feel like this is well described lmao
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
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Stardew Valley
Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It’s Skyrim, isn’t it?
Syberia
Supernatural FedEx Man.
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
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You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.
Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.
