• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.todayEnglish
    21·
    9 days ago

    With them Nike WaterWalkers 3000X soccer sandals charging done the field putting too much effort into it because there’s obviously no defense and just to kick it out into the street.

    • chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee
      2·
      8 days ago

      Christ on the offense, clearly offsides as he leaves the children in the dust, yet not being called on it because being “without sin” evidently extends to all sporting events.

      • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.todayEnglish
        1·
        8 days ago

        And you know his dad is in the stands sending everyone to hell because his adult son isn’t really that good so he’s playing against children.