I should apologize. This was me. I got that first USB-C only MacBook in 2015 and spent the next 8 years buying half a billion small tech items trying to connect different things to it.

On the other hand, there’s a lot fewer roadkill cassette tapes, unspooling on the side of the road into tangled brown snarls, than there were in the 1980s.

This is why I won’t get a smart watch. If I can’t change the battery, then is disposable garbage. I’m looking at you Google Pixel Watch.

Something, something, they just don’t make stuff like they used to!