I’ll give it a shot, “I thought I apologized already, but whatever…”
“I’m sorry you feel that way” is up there.
Only right answer.
If you don’t think the same, I’m sorry you feel that way.
And that’s most every corporate apology out there!
Classic non-apology.
It’s not that I did anything wrong, it’s just that you decided to feel offended about it, that’s the real problem here.
I saw a standup comic talking about people getting offended once and he talked about this saying. I am HEAVILY paraphrasing but…
“Im sorry you feel that way” isnt a real apology, but its how I feel about people coming to a show, laughing at 9 jokes and then being personally offended by the 10th. I dont want to offend people. That joke has killed the last 20 times I told it so while I’m not changing my jokes I genuinely am sorry they feel that way."
I’m sorry, but …
That one entirely depends on what the “but” is. You can be sorry and have an entirely good reason for fucking up. Its not a great start though.
“You slept with me and didnt call me all week!”
“I’m sorry but there was a TNG marathon on”
I’m sorry, but my mom died"
Eyeroll
I’ve read a number of these and this is the only one I’ve read so far that I agree with
“I’m sorry that you…[took it that way, misunderstood, etc]” basically saying “this is your fault, but I’ll apologize anyway”
Bring out a ukulele.
In this video…
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You don’t really deserve this, but whatever dick head…
I am 100% right, but since saying “sorry” is the only way you might shut up…
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‘Some Ill informed people may see things your way, but…’
I shouldn’t have to apologize, but…
My wife and I say this a lot. Anything after “but…” is BS.
Find a way to say it better.
Haha. So just stop at “I shouldn’t have to apologize” 😈
Look…
“This shouldn’t be necessary, but in case you got this wrong, …”
“Before I apologize…”
Not understanding what’s wrong, so you can only grasp at why the other person is mad probably making them even angrier
