Meanwhile in Africa:

“Eat your vegetables! You know those fat, disgusting Americans just throw them away and eat pie! Do you want diabetes?”

“In the name of starving children you’ll never meet, you need to force feed yourself with foods you don’t like.”

If you struggled to eat vegetables as a kid then your parents probably were bad at cooking.

Hahahaha, I’m laughing too much and wife thinks I should stop :-P