• hark@lemmy.world
    311·
    3 days ago

    Kids: *Happily eating substitution*

    You: *Reveal the trick*

    Kids: “Well now we’re not eating it anymore” (and also they could supposedly tell something was off all along)

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
      3·
      1 day ago

      Literally everyone is like this. Everyone. You’d do the same thing.

      1. You order a grass-fed porterhouse
      2. You receive it. Tastes different than what you expected but it’s good. they must make it different here
      3. Chef comes out and says you just got epic pranked. That was a grain-fed ribeye (I don’t know steak cuts)
      4. You refuse to pay.