This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.
“Violence is isually the answer.”
- Roadhog
You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.

So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it’s pretty great.
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Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.
Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭
Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.
Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn’t like your post.
Funniest shit I’ve read today X’D

too tired to move
Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?

I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.
Yeah, it’s the n word

What a terrible day to be literate
Anon became a white woman.
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You’ll hate me too for explaining it, there’s a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.
I didn’t make it up and I don’t spread such stereotypes, but that’s what they meant by their above comment.
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I’m inclined to agree on that lol. No problem, and I’m glad we can continue a state of hatelessness between us!
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