“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”
- Dwight K. Schrute
My family got mukdukked after my mom had a breakdown and set fire to the house in the night, killing my dad and three sisters. You’re right it doesn’t sound so bad
Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
Exactly. It’s a duck, not a goose.
Neither, actually.
Are ducks rapists?
Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins
So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.
I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆
I’ll never be able to watch flipper again
I nominate you as a volunteer to find out
…of crows.
Judas, no!
