In case you forgot, too
Idk how I could east sleep and shower all at the same time but I’m open to suggestions lol.
Iirc there was a subreddit called ShowerOrange. I suggest you use a seedless one and cut the orange into fourths first so you don’t have to bite through the skin, but leave the skin on for that burst of scent.
Wash and rinse yourself first, then CHOMP into that orange while the warm water runs over you from the back. Squeeze the rind to scent the steam.
After eating the orange, close your eyes and turn facing the water, letting it wash the orange droplets away along with your cares and sins, standing there in a dream state until you start to run out of hot water.
No no, part of the magic of shower orange is digging your fingers in and ripping the orange in half, then mashing the ripped halves into your face. But yes, seedless works best.
Oh! Ah! You’ve convinced me!
I have to go pick out a couple large navels 🍊🍊 in case one is dry.
You can certainly eat when you shower, ask George Costanza. Aand it’s very therapeutic. You can sleep after
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i keep showering but the shame just won’t come off!
What if you are not tired, hungry, or dirty?
Have a wank
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It’s a tough job, but everyone does it.
The best “tips” are always in the comments. 🍆💦
EYYYYyyyyyyyy! 😎👆👉👆👉
When you feel like everyone hates each other?
Sleep while they eat each other
everyone hates you? THEY DO!
you hate everyone? YOU IDIOT!
you hate yourself? AS YOU SHOULD!
(this is a joke ok)
Eat sleep rinse repeat
No, no, it’s
When you feel like everyone hates you, murder.
When you hate everyone, murder.
When you hate yourself got murdering everyone, shower to hide the blood.
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