If you are using proper contraceptive methods

If I weren’t on another continent it’d crawl all the way to you, just for this.

I’d breed all your holes

I would cover you, inside and out.

only if you ask nicely

Of course, not just one

God damn

Why stop at one?

SEXOOO
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXOOOOO
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT