I respect you as a human and your unique existence… Miracle Whip is ass.

“Yeah, it’s been this way for about a month now.”

How would you find it at the end? One of the rules is you have to be able to produce it if they don’t find it.

This was a while ago. My college didn’t have a CS major (small liberal arts college) so they brought in an adjunct professor who was a Director of IT of a small market research firm. After 4 semesters as his student, he offered me a job my senior year. Longest interview ever.

That was over 20 years ago.

My current job (big tech) was from my friend who I worked with coming up to me and saying “A recruiter from [company] is calling you tomorrow. I gave them your name.” Never in a million years did I think I was at that caliber, but I went through it anyway because the worst they could say is “no”.

They said “yes”.

Come on, baby, now throw me a right to the chin. Don’t just stare like you never cared, I know you did. But you just smile like a bank teller Politely telling me, “have a nice life”

-Ben Folds

Which would be fine if they were the only ones on the road, but when their dumb ass puts me in the ditch too…

None pizza. Left beef.