You always manage to brighten my day :)

You seem fun :)

We have that in California, it’s great! I haven’t had to navigate a stupid phone cancellation tree in years.

This isn’t some theoretical thing I’m making up. It’s really basic math and physics you should have learned in high school. To do a trip of a few miles you would have to charge for a week. Here is a good explainer with demonstration cars that have been physically built, maybe that will help drive the point home.

No, there is literally only so much energy radiated by the sun in a certain area. The number of square feet of roof on a car is just too small to propel it, even with magic theoretical 100% efficient panels.

Look out for yourself, ignore industry pressure and maintain a healthy weight.