But can we actually prove that Universe and Nothingness are not actually the same group?

(Context: P vs. NP)

Scared Shitless Fitness is getting out of hand…

Reading this chart, these three are equally morally wrong:

• Being drunk (1.0) without a future Hitler nearby
• Being sober without a future Hitler nearby
• Being sober with everyone around you being a future Hitler

Not sure if I can agree on all of those being morally equal…

Nen Fenster in ein hartes Vakuum zu öffnen gibt definitiv nen ordentlichen Stoß beim Lüften :)

If you look very closely, you will be able to see that they actually curve with a radius of 6.371km - might want to get your eyes checked if you can’t see that…

Don’t upvote this

Don’t tell me what to do! >:(

also if there aren’t legal repercussions but you’re still endangering people by fucking it up, please don’t :)

oh. in that case, whoosh to me as well, i suppose :P

balances -> branches* :)

initially read it as different discrete responses to the first panel, and 1+3 is just…

> So when you’re not swiping, what do you do?
> Serial Killers!

SPSS

Meow.

“weight or happiness” i would understand as that is another established interpretation of a slash - “weight and happiness” though is, in my opinion, actually incorrect. in that case it would have been “weight + happiness”

“whoosh” is used for people who do not get the joke. we did get the joke but deliberately chose to ignore it to make a different joke. there is a difference between those two.

most definitely - we’re just taking the piss here :)

where do you get that from? as far as i can tell, the only conclusion fro that part of the graph is that the turkey, on average, gains weight faster than happiness, though the exact relation of the two beyond that is unknown unless the weight curve is known. i would actually argue that it’s losing happiness at the end as the weight curve should start to flatten out, yet the displayed curve doesn’t follow that expectation.

at least he can play solitaire now?

i believe as the turkey does not feel any happiness it should be either 0 or undefined, resulting in the function being undefined beyond death either way.

then where does the invention of the well place within all this?

ah yes, two bumps in the blanket around what would normally be waist height and a dude who watches a chernobyl documentary before he goes to sleep. sure, he’s short - let’s go with that…

apfelschorle should be at least an A-Tier as well - best drink besides water, especially when you want some variety at some point.