This dude was just a crack head whose father happened to own a rig company.

He couldn’t write his own name, basic math skills was a luxury he didn’t enjoy, but he was a genius when it came to fixing diesel engines and hydraulics.

Truly an enigma amoung men.

You joke, but some people are actually that dumb.

I used to work in the oilfield, first day on a new rig with a new company. We were swabbing (pulling fluid samples, super laid back work) and had 2 guys on, 2 guys off.

Sitting in the doghouse our driller yells over to the rig asking what time it is, I check the clock and yell back “About twenty to four” dude puts his hands on his hips like Karen would and starts to glare at me. My push leans out the window and yelled “Two Four Zero” blew my fucking mind.

Few days later he was dropping people off and we were at a new site so he changed pick up time to quarter to six. But in his mind that meant 25 minutes before 6, or 5:35. Needless to say he got there and I wasn’t ready, which as a new roughneck on a crew is a cardinal sin.

Got in the truck and we drove about a block and I apologized and said I wasn’t expecting him so soon. Dude pulled over looked over his shoulder at me and said “How quarters in a dollar, retard?”. I replied “Four?” “Wrong twenty five!”

Needless to say that job didn’t last long for me.

Make anime illegal

Gotta protect the children from thing like boobs and the word fuck so they can get them started on what really matters, becoming hopelessly addicted to a social media platform to drive advertising revenue.

You dumb bastard, it’s not a schooner, it’s a sailboat.

Careful your transphobia is showing.

That’s a very loose definition of the word “struggles”

I had DRM on my coffee pot on my 2017 bingo card.

But he got upvotes on the internet, clearly he is right.

Humans are fucking doomed.

He makes several good points and your basically just vomitting buzzwords and copypasta.

Are they going to claim that as a $13 write off or a $1400 write off?

The dude is so dumb he doesn’t even know that Donald Trump made America great again.

Now why I would I go and do something like that?

As someone that doesn’t understand US politics because I’m not American, I have a question.

Is it possible that the defecting republicans and the Democrats could band together and elect a democrat as the speaker?

I generally volunteer during the weekend while I am not working.

You are absolutely correct about the productivity. Alas, the point of my post wasn’t to be productive.

This is the only nursing home with piles of corpses isn’t quite the argument in favour of your country not being a shit hole you think it is.

Just ignore the rampant school shootings, the racially motivated violence of police against citizens not breaking any laws and the wannabe autocratic dictator who incited a mob to disrupt the peaceful transfer of power that your justice system seems terrified of holding accountable.

If we ignore all of these “just one thing” issues then everything is fine.

When does the US get labelled as third world hellhole it actually is?

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

Nah, this is what happens when society is more concerned with sensationalism than factuality.

Any phrase, request or threat in the from of “do X or be subject to the rules” is inherently flawed.

Why not skip the asking part and go straight to the enforcing the rules part because they’re, you know; the fucking rules.

I’ll take standing under a mission accomplished banner on an aircraft carrier for $200.