Yeah, for decades I’ve heard that theory too. I’ve always thought of it as an urban myth.

Where’s my Xanga peeps at?

Trying to finish all levels with all characters on Mario 3D World.

Then, it’s always “just one more race” on F-zero 99

As a child in the 90s, I remember Saturday and Sunday afternoons being incredibly boring if we didn’t go out. TV was shit (still is), and on rainy afternoons you were basically locked at home.

By the late 90s, at age 10, with no internet access in my county, I was mapping ways to beat the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time. I remember scheming for hours, using Farore’s Wind to take me to the beginning of the dungeon and jumping to the platform on the 2nd floor. This way, I was not using the only key I had on the middle pillar, which is what almost everyone got stuck on.

But yeah, I remember the tail-end of this at that time and starting a whole new game to try this out. And it worked. Still proud of 10 year old me. It’s interesting but I hadn’t felt boredom in a really long time.

Well, if you ever are, I’ll deliver them… on screen.

More like forced into it by these multiple “once-in-a-lifetime” economic crisis.

BofA deez nutz!

Flashbacks to being 17-18 and working retail.

ends up somehow casted in Kate Goslin biopic…

The good boy that can burn down your house

I already knew what that was before clicking on it.

A full-back squirtle squad would be awesome!

Just channeling my inner anxiety!

Holy shit! It’s a marsupial, too! I had totally forgotten about that one.

Only if she gets James!

Get it on you lower back! Y2K fashion is right now haha

Appreciate it, bud!

If I learned anything from Mugatu is that is that anything can be made runway-ready.

Also, I’m willing to bet my lunch money that this article was written by AI.

I just hope it gives them ideas. fingers crossed

Just like my totally real prescriptions.

And you agent is probably like, “wtf is a lemming?”

I’m talking about GNAR KILL!

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