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There was still an iteration of it up last I checked.

Yeah, but what about “remasters” that don’t actually improve anything and you have to buy again due to the lack of backward compatibility?

If you want to be pedantic, it weighs less than nothing.

Oh no, the SSD is soldered to the motherboard.

Though this is probably unlikely, I wouldn’t actually be surprised.

This is definitely not going to be the last update.

Even the original claim didn’t say it would be the last update. It said it would be the last update until the release of haunted chocolatier.

It’s the diagram!

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A sufficient amount of violence can solve all problems. It’s not necessarily the best solution for any given problem, or even a good one, but it’s definitely a solution.

That’s definitely false. Only a small percentage of people globally die while in water, while nearly everybody dies in a gas.

Plus, you are ignoring the addictive properties of gasses. While withdrawal symptoms of moderately addictive water take days to get serious, the withdrawal symptoms of much more addictive gases occur within only a couple minutes.

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Then, if you ever get bored of regular minecraft, the mods come in.

She wants you to join the United States army

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To be fair, having eight arms would definitely make you a better hugger.

There’s almost always another website that has the same thing.

I 100% believe #2 and #3, but especially the #2.

To be fair, portal 2 was also built when valve valued quality over profit.

I don’t think you were quite grasping the scope the McDonald’s operates at. That’s only a couple hundred per location, and fast food restaurants tend to have extremely high turnover, so that’s definitely not an unrealistic number.

Hey, at least being fat doesn’t create an aura of stench that makes anyone nearby miserable.

Having a manager named Karen would be so satisfying as a store employee. You could literally use the phrase “I have a Karen situation at register 2”, Wait for the Karen to blow up even more, then the manager would introduce herself as Karen.