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I’ve been naughty
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Sex
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Drugs
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Rock and Roll
(I don’t think he minds)
- Mowed down a dozen cyclists in my Cybertruck and got off because I’m friends with the police
(Now he might mind)
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Santa stopped visiting my home a long time ago
No he hasn’t. He’s just stopped letting you know when he’s been there.
Probably comes over to silently judge while I’m sleeping
