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Shut the hell up!
Context for the people who are unfairly downvoting you.
Appreciate it!
If any y’all become a jury foreman, it’s your civic duty to deliver to the verdict in the form of an oompa loompa song.
They all signed their life away at the start anyway
I don’t think you can hand wave away all risks like that. Negligence is a thing and a waiver won’t protect you from it.
Of course, there’s the question of if the candy-murder factory was negligent. I’m sure oompa loompa lawyers will be arguing in court for many months.