• Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Plot twist: it’s their (child’s) 260th birthday and they still won’t move out of the fucking house

    Luckily I don’t have to be concerned about this hypothetical situation, as I have The Gay™️. I’ll be sipping on my margarita, amused while the family that wanted to ‘try having a child’ is in tears as their 260 year old child throws their hotel mattress from the 6th floor balcony.

    sip