• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    I’m assuming this went down like the church scene from The Blues Brothers. Some lady goes out to the woods to get a little clarity where a bright light from heaven shines down on her and instead of James Brown, Bigfoot appears and says, “Have you seen the light!?”

    And she’s like, Yes! Yes! Jesus H Tapdancing Christ! I have seen the light!"

    And just like that, she’s off on a mission from God.