About your Crossfit addiction. The trifecta.
I’m a keto vegan CrossFit guy who uses arch. You wouldn’t get it
Do you drive a jeep?
An electric Jeep
Powered by a solar panel
One must understand that the operating system that you use does NOT come up in normal everyday conversation. Nobody cares. If you mention this you’re going to be looked at as the biggest dweeb in a 100 mile radius. Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity. You will be forever shunned in social circles, and will likely never live it down.
So of course you mention Arch first!
I would have thought so. But you’d be surprised how often it can crop up. Somebody wears an old hat or shirt with a logo, or someone complains about a change at work or whatever.
It won’t be often, but I’ve run into OS discussions maybe three times this year, and I’m fairly antisocial.
9/10 it’s going to be someone bitching about win 11, and someone else saying “hey, south uses Linux something-or-other, go ask him.” And then the conversation happens.
That other one time is usually tangential, where I’m talking about writing and the conversation moves to the programs used, which leads to questions about why I use libreoffice, and the fact that I use it on mint as part of explaining my setup.
Now, I don’t use arch, nor do I usually bring it up outside of a few friends that have abandoned windows. But I have run into a few arch users here and there.
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my wife’s pussy drying up and she was just sitting next to me while I read that!
This is why you only marry arch users ;)
Most people i talk to are also tech savvy but i haven’t convinced them of linux yet so it comes up often
It was just a joke :)
Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity.
Does that include my own pussy too? That would be tragic 😔
No, for women, every man in the immediate radius will start sending you unsolicited dick pics. So I’m not sure if anything will actually change there…
for women, every man in the immediate radius will start sending you unsolicited limp dick pics
Being sent unsolicited limp dick pics sounds fun for the first handful of them. Not that I get sent any, nor do I want to.
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Behold: I’m the archvegan!
I don’t volunteer either piece of information, but sooner or later someone is going to overhear me ordering vegan food or see me opening my lunch and the dreaded conversation will have to happen. I wish people would just let me make my own food choices in private without making a big thing about it.
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Call it “starch”. The cruelty-free Linux distro.
“I use argan. It allows me to user arch in a non-violent way to adhere to my vegan lifestyle” probably
I’m Arch. Vegan btw
That they should really give CrossFit a try
That I use Sync for Lemmy of course.
Their pronouns. Vegan/Arch
Vegan/Arch/Atheist/Crossfit
What’s the arch user equivalent of getting asked if a fish is an animal?
What’s the vegan equivalent of getting asked if you use PC or Mac?
Vegan Arch user btw
That’s how you get to be an Archdruid
My CrossFit addiction
That I’m doing crossfit ;)
Have you ever tried CrossFit?
That you do CrossFit, obviously.
