I’m Dr. Sharkzo and I like cocaaaaine.

(I understand this reference might be a bit old for most of the platform but if you’re unfamiliar with it just browse some clips of Dr. Rockso)

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

Does that mean they’re banned from the Olympics?

I didn’t even know there were that many sharks

…And my guy can’t find shit.

Jaws 8 won’t be so bad because his crippling coke addiction has ground all his teeth to nubs.

Brazilian snowpowder, works on people, works on sharks. Wonder what else it’ll work on.