“He spent his life looking over his shoulder but he forgot to look both ways before crossing the street,” one police source said.
“‘He spent his life looking over his shoulder but he forgot to look both ways before crossing the street,’ one police source said.”
wtf?
That’s nypost reporting for you, absolute trash
God damn, I know it’s the post but still.
Look, I want yous guys to go put the icing on Tony Cakes
Sure thing, boss, but question. Which Tony Cakes are we talking about here? Tony Baby Cakes, Tony Ice Cakes, Tony Coffee Cakes, Tony Pound Cakes, Tony Angel Cakes, or that new guy from Scotland… what’s his name… Oh yes, Tony Carrot Cakes?
No you idiot, Tony Paddy Cakes, the bakers man. That Irish piece of shit’s gotta go. He’s been making too much dough, on our turf.
Time to whip Tony Cakes’ batter and put the heat on him.
“His head rolled across the street and landed at my feet and I said to myself, that looks a lot like Tony Cakes the Genovese crime family captain” probably
Edit: no use deleting this shit post because you all will still be able to see it.
Sounds like he got whacked.
isekai’d
Don’t fuck with the NY DOT. Apparently they will go all medieval on you if greeved.
