“Former President and convicted felon Donald Trump…”
Soothes the soul
Twice impeached former single-term president and convicted felon…
I mean, damn.
“…convicted felon and rapist…”
“wouldn’t it be terrible if they put the former secretary of state into prison?” like Hillary Clinton was secretary of state and you still chanted “lock her up” you dork
He bemoaned the fact that no jurors smiled at him.
Did they not know he wanted to be their friend?!
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I can’t picture him running at all.
I could see him waddling quickly down an alley with a peter griffin stomach hiding his micropenis
And definitely don’t want to see him naked!
I kind of do only to see for myself if Stormy’s tiny mushroom claim is true. I have a strong stomach.
Can he still afford his dementia meds?
Can he afford an aide to remember to tell him to take his dementia meds?
- What exactly is that ticker scroll at the bottom? lol
It uh, looks like we have 0% reporting… 5 months before the polls close.
Watch party?
He’s really shitting himself about being sentenced isn’t he? Good.
Melania’s going to jail?
I think he means Hillary, she was the first lady and secretary of state. He has a raging chub for her.
Ok - yeah. That seems obvious now that you pointed it out.
It says a lot that he thinks of her as “the president’s wife” nearly a quarter of a century later.
I thought he was going after Jill
Yeah - not sure what his thought process is. I guess I just latched on to the “…but THEY want to do it…”
When you shock the Newsmax people with your rants, you know you have gone off the deep end.
