• comrade19@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Haha This doesn’t count for me, im a pilot Hm? Oh I didn’t say anything. Oh yes i am a pilot though haha how could you tell.

  • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Oh gods please tell me this is not chain letters but for the modern modern age… I don’t wanna go through that again…

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    Not only planned, I’ve been priced in

    How? Why? Don’t even ask the question. The answer is yes, me, you, everyone, everything is priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That’s already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D’s and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in.

    You think insiders don’t already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil’s expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc.

    Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren’t thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe).

    So please, before you make a post asking whether people have been planned or not or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don’t ask such a dumb fucking question again.