Crypto: “We don’t have or want government oversight.”
Also crypto: “Please, government, help us get back our made up money!”
I mean, yes, but I can’t help pointing out that all money is made up. The only difference is the purpose of the money system.
In doing so, they fraudulently gained access to pending private transactions and used that access to alter certain transactions and obtain their victims’ cryptocurrency,
I guess they never watched Office Space, or Superman III.
Edit: wrong Superman
It was on the cover of that tps report.
I feel like you’re jumping to conclusions
…have you seen my stapler?
and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
Superman III
Maybe I need to go rewatch it.
They must have fucked up some mundane detail like misplacing a zero or something.
Found some more technical details here:
I wish people would go straight to the source for these stories. No reason to link to something that only paraphrases a press release and adds some ads.
Press release (contains link to indictment):
Yeah but who the fuck figured it out and how? Sounds to me like those fellows did their homework?
I’m curious to see how the cops found out who’s they were to arrest them
Bet they literally posted their deeds in discord or some shit
Yeah the first rule about something like this is to keep your damn mouth shut.
The second rule is to launder it slowly so it can’t be traced back to you.
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How’s that secure Proof of Stake working out?
So, do we ban technical colleges now, and just let AI come up with new stuff?
