Walking around with shit in my boots rubbing against my legs would drive me crazy. (Edited for clarity, my nuts are self driving)

Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

“With a side of hot sauce and cowardice”

😂

“There’s a snake gun in my boot!”

Tabasco is disgusting and not real hot sauce.