My dream is to die with absolutely nothing but massive bank debt. I have no living relatives, so there is no one to get the money from. I mean, “Hello Mr. Twat you have terminal cancer” next stop is the bank to take out the biggest loan my excellent credit will let me get. Tom Selleck the house go to Vegas bet it all on black until it’s gone return home and burn the house down around me fuck the bank…a boy can dream lol
Legally give a homeless person ownership of the house
That’s a better, less petty idea but the bank would just take it from them.
I’d totally do this if I had no family
Graveyards are a waste of space & good land. Land is for the living. Cremation is the way; it is clean, responsible, & considerate.
. I’d rather be harvested for any useful organs if I have any left healthy enough to save someone, then the rest of me thrown in some kind of corpse compost or bio reactor or something.
There are composting options now I think.
I’d like my ashes to go into a firework and be spread out all over my local area. Go out with a bang!
Clean? I would have said burial was more environmentally friendly.
If they didn’t pump the bodies full of toxic chemicals and store them indefinitely in a piece of furniture, maybe.
Good points.
I will specify organs donated and Eco friendly coffin without embalming.
I’m leaning towards one of those fungus suits, hopefully with a mango tree planted atop.
You never see these meme quality ads with a € or £ price… its always $
That’s because America is Ferenginar.
Quark: I think I figured out why Humans don’t like Ferengi.
Sisko: Not now, Quark.
Quark: The way I see it, Humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We’re a constant reminder of a part of your past you’d like to forget.
Sisko: Quark, we don’t have time for this.
Quark: You’re overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We’re nothing like you… we’re better.
DS9, The Jem’Hadar (1994)
it’s* always $
Cremation. Tubes for ashes. Instructions to friends and family where to toss me and maybe plant a tree.
I want my remains spread at the happiest place on Earth, Disneyland.
Also, I don’t want to be cremated.
When I’m dead just throw me in the trash
Casket+ includes a lid! Only $59.99/hour (surge pricing if used between hours of 10pm and 8am)
Don’t you love your dead relatives? Or are you cheap?
Sky burial. Just chop me up and feed me to the vultures
Just take that $22 per month and invest it instead. You’d come out on top
Death will be a subscription
It is, Grave plots are temporary.
My grandpa handmade his coffin with some really nice walnut. Quilted the inside I believe. He’s still kicking, so it gets used as a prop at Halloween
Caskets really need some design updates. They look so depressing.
Costco sells caskets. Seriously. Order one online on the cheap.
Best part? They have multiple (positive) reviews.
who is leaving those reviews? satisfied customers? Is internet access available to Costco customers after death?
You get to keep them before you die. I’m assuming people have em in their garage and lay in them to test them out.
Just throw me in the trash.
Nah imma just be thrown onto a burning wood pile
