- Like the people (usually women) who don’t lift weights because they fear to immediately become shredded. - I lifted one weight and now none of my t-shirts fit over my raging muscles. Please send help 
 
- This explains a lot. I finished my fifth book of the year yesterday and now woke up with a headache. - I’ll need to do something dumb to counteract this immense knowledge. - If my understanding of osmosis is correct, just sandwich your head between the pages of a book and the extra knowledge will diffuse out. - I’ll bill you for the headache cure. 
 
- If you read one Wikipedia article on a topic you’re already more knowledgeable about that topic than 99% of people. - At the same time you shouldn’t assume you know everything/enough about a topic just because you read a Wikipedia article on it. 

