Author’s website: thingsinsquares.com
Boomer humor
Wife bad, laugh track
Isn’t he bad for dumping his wife here?
No he’s not. She doesn’t own him. His watch is over.
It was ideas like this that convinced me heaven wasn’t real when I was young.
Like, some woman’s first husband dies. She eventually remarries and is happy. Later she dies and goes to heaven. Who is she with there? Husband 1 or 2? Both? Neither? The only way it makes sense to me is if people are essentially high 24/7 so nothing bothers them. But, is that really so heavenly?
Like, some woman’s first husband dies. She eventually remarries and is happy. Later she dies and goes to heaven. Who is she with there? Husband 1 or 2? Both? Neither?
This isn’t a problem for Mormons. They can have as many spouses as they want, and then when they die they get their own planet.
But only if they have outie genitals. Those with innies are out of luck.
Sweet!
My idea would be that in heaven you no longer would have romantic relationships or interest.You would just be together with everyone you loved and feelings of jealousy would not exist.That or everyone can create clones of each other and be with whoever they want whenever.
So, it’s like drugs. There’s no “you” left, just a pile of goo that’s eternally drugged out on happiness.
Heaven is a psychological state in which things go well and you feel good, and you get to that state by following your conscience consistently, and forgiving yourself for the times you screw up.
So, heroin. Gotcha.
“Screw up” not “shoot up”.
I’m saying that that description of Heaven is basically like being high 24/7 so nothing matters and nothing can make you sad.
Well, violating your conscience can make you sad.
And you can be sad in heaven. Just not depressed.
Sure, ok, right, of course.
That’s why she’s supposed to throw herself upon the burning funeral pyre when her husband dies.
Are the straights okay?
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And dessert you
In India, there is a belief that marriage can last upto 7 lifetimes. I wonder how the reaction would be then.
“Alright let’s get this over with”
:: reincarnates ::
How do you know what lifetime you’re on?
Like, if you get divorced, does this presume you were technically on your eighth time through and so this is legitimate?
It’s just a belief. No one knows which lifetime you are in. Only one who would know, according to the mythology, would be the assistant to the god of death.
Of course the secretary knows more than the boss.
“I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don’t think that I can really survive
I’ll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now!”Basically Larry: https://youtu.be/DtGcQyKfid8?feature=shared
