Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat’s essence.
I spat out my coffee upon reading this
You shouldn’t do that.
Figure 3
NGL, I can’t think of a funnier response than this.
Figure 1: My current obsession
Figure 2: My friends
Hahaha 😂
Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.
For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.
How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps
This pills the cat.
Apply directly to the cat.
Seems legit
In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws…
Ve have vays of making you talk.
How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.
Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!
Now draw an owl…
Remind her the greebles aren’t real.
What I have to do every morning.
